Tuesday, July 13, 2010

P, the New Toy

I have started "hanging out" with a co-worker.  He is interested in the relationship becoming romantic & sexual.  I am not, because he smokes.  I refuse to have any intimacy with smokers, because their body fluids, including semen, tastes like shit.  I absolutely LOVE semen & being somewhat of a connoisseur, refuse to have my favorite elixir tainted with the horrible taste of smoke.

I have explained all of this to P & he says he understands, although he has continued to "hang out" with me, when our schedules match, which has been rarely until now.
Later in the month, we, along with 50 other co-workers with be attending an industry event out of town for several weeks.  P & Q, my favorite sex partner, will be attending the event in it's entirety, although I will only be attending the beginning & the end.

Here is where things will get interesting.  The owner of the company has said he will provide hotel rooms or give a stipend for those who are travelling from their home daily, but only counting the nights in between the days we are working.  If we decide to let a hotel room be giving to us, we will probably have a roommate.

I wanted to come down to the event the night before, rather than driving for two hours & then going on to work for ten hours in the same day.  Under that circumstance, I would not be given a free room.  In passing I chatted with P about it.

The text conversation went like this:

P:  How about u come down to the event early and I'll show you assertive and direct...elg

Me:  How early?

P:  I'm getting a room on the 15th

Me:  With a roommate?

P:  No.

Me:  No?  You are not being given a room?  What about the other nights?

P:  I don't do roommates, while traveling.

Me:  You are paying for your own hotel room for the entire event?

P:  Yes

Me:  That is friggin insane, but nice.

P:  Not really.  So, yes.  If you want to come down early...

Me:  Yes, I would like to stay with you the evening of the 18th.   I am being given a room the rest of my stay.

P:  I would like you as a pillow mate for the entire event.

Me:  Must be a specific reason you prefer not to have a roommates, if you are willing to pay to be alone.  I do not want to be disrespectful of your parameters.

P:  I want you in my parameter...direct enough?

Me:  Jeebus, okay.  I will consider it.  I don't want something wonky to happen and me end up not having a room.

P:  The only wonky thing between us is my schedule, something I need to change.  Would like to get to know you a lot more.  I think we are quite compatible.

So there you are.  Beloved knows everything & his comment is "There will be whimpering", on P's behalf.  I cannot imagine how bonkers it will make P to have me  in his hotel room, with no sexual contact.  I do have to admit, I take a great deal of joy in the power I seem to have over P.  Hell, I take a great deal of delight in the power I have over most boys... 

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